Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
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- Anonymous
Today we snorkeled our way around Tumon Bay (pictured, where I saw two moray eels!), rode mopeds for almost 20 miles, ate Chamorro ribs with red rice, and watched fire dancers.
Tomorrow we’re scootering around the southern part of the island to see what we can find!
DAD:
can u bring me my sandwich into my room? Dont tell anyone i asked you this.
DAD:
please, dont tell any one. please dont tell. Please dont say anything.
Mom:
My tattoo used to look like the rose on the napkins at the Ozo sushi restaurant, until you came along and fucked it up as a fetus. You’ll have to check it out.
- Tagged:
- KILLING ME
Mom:
I’m on twitter now. I tweet all day!
Mom:
ooo laaa laaa, JLO is making chicken parm tonight. mmmm
Me:
I hope this is a joke.
Mom:
twitter me! everyone is following me everywhere
ME:
Might not make it off the GW bridge alive in this storm.
DAD:
Keep windows up if you go into water remember that car will float for a min till ya roll win down and swim away
Mom:
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Mom:
damn. that didn’t work.
Mom:
how do you get the three to turn around
